Who kept all his cash in a bucket. ha ha thanks again nell. The word Limerick comes from the town in Ireland called, well, Limerick! There was a young lady from Vanvaper, But Nan and the man she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. These (above the belt) mixture of limericks of English drunkards with the (sober? She said, "It's a sin, But now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher? Whose prick was so long he could suck it. as long as the coffee is on the go all the time that is! President Joe Biden plans to spend Thanksgiving with his family in Nantucket, a small island off the coast of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and the inspiration for a limerick that dates back to at. / It seems theyve been trying forever / To find x, y, and z / And its quite clear to me: / If theyve not found them yet then theyll never. Grabbed the bucket and ran, dont Juneau. your a poet but I bet you didn't know it! Martin Kloess from San Francisco on June 01, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on May 13, 2012: Hi Larry, lol! It's a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. yes limericks are hard to write, but fun though! hb```Y@($$t`SSW%)l+2^`S q[Gty3gfx|:\,goqRW$VP e0x>G9?\d(p7GvB @W >` @d Ip(#uvfia QAA91uG2`\h.l% {]}_4-Ph0 aD 0 Gfc Funny and very entertaining. How to create your own funny website and make money in the comedy sector. I will have to remember that one! Cruz responded by reciting the opening line of an infamous dirty limerick that utilizes certain phrases which rhyme with "Nantucket." Earlier this year, as Cruz's state of Texas faced devastating winter storms that decimated its independent power grid, the Senator flew to sunny Cancn, Mexico as hundreds of his constituents froze to death. This has no impact on the price you pay :). But Pa still owns land All of are parties were bawdy and limericks were a fixture that induced competition and mixed well with the mud, the blood and the beer. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Bonnie Mitchell, White Plains, NY, The lawyer they hired, Dan Schuckat, A keen scented veteran of Tachoma, This inspired numerous sequels, the most distinguished of which are believed to be the following, from the Chicago Tribune and the New York Press, respectively: Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket. endstream endobj startxref Who rushed through a field of blue Clover. Alas, the bucket was found Thanks for the fun. If you liked this funny limerick, try out some of these food jokes. thanks for the read, cheers nell. A nanny left home for Nantucket, Suzie from Carson City on April 03, 2020: Hello again, NellPerspy actually challenged me to come back here & write a limerick! For since he was lam A blue jay! he cried. Its a story of a blessed man and his carefree attitude to life. Than ever went in at your mouth.'. There once was a girl in Milan, New fashions she liked to put on. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 18, 2010: Hi, Doug, thanks for reading it, I love Limericks too, I was going to add a lot more, but couldn't find any innocent ones! So to save himself trouble thanks for reading, and I love the limerick! / You never can tell till you try., A tutor who tooted a flute / Tried to teach two young tooters to toot. After national outcry, Cruz returned early and . If youre all grown up now and you love cracking short jokes or clever jokes, why not add a few funny limericks to your repertoire? It wasnt his but Pawtucket 469 0 obj <> endobj Math not your thing? But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on March 16, 2011: Hi, jamiecoins, thanks for the comment, glad you liked it, cheers nell. Nell Rose (author) from England on December 08, 2011: Hi, Martie, I love limericks, I can't even remember why I started this hub, must have been in a joking mood! It wasn't the spider that crept up beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Let's say you were trapped inside this room. Texas senator Ted Cruz was mocked mercilessly on Twitter after he tweeted a line from a limerick attacking president Joe Biden 's travel plan. Whose Rod was so long it bent. / Said the two to the tutor, / Is it harder to toot, or / To tutor two tooters to toot?, A rather disgruntled young Viking / Found plunder was not to his liking / When they yelled All ashore, / He just threw down his oar / And announced, Im not striking, Im striking!. Some believe that limericks were originally made to be naughty. I really enjoyed the one about Sally! This is the sort of funny limerick Einstein might come up with! Who crossed the sea in a bucket, There once was a man from Nantucket . Your email address will not be published. With a colourful lack of restraint! Besides Iowa, read up on the funniest jokes about all 50 states. But sometimes, its also just sexualized comedy originating from drunken stories. And as for the bucket, Manhasset. ChuckleBuzz has had contributions from a huge amount of freelancers and visitors who submit content to the website. There was a man from Nantucket Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it! There once was a man from sprocket Along came his wife, / For he said, As a rule, / When the weather turns cool, / I invariably get in a stew.. There once was a man from Nantucket, If youre a history buff, youll get a kick out of these history jokes. jamiecoins from ireland on March 15, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on February 01, 2011: Hi, NLL, glad you liked it! Tony Mead from Yorkshire on June 09, 2012: what a popular hub you have created, so many people joining in and enjoying your effort. I had to hit all your buttons because they are "all that". As an Amazon Associate this website may earn from qualifying purchases. The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!". Mohan Kumar from UK on December 22, 2010: Thanks for the laughs. Not rounded and pink, Will show I have feelings 10 Fucking Limericks ----- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Ran away with a man, A wonderful bird is the pelican; His beak can hold more than his belican. There was a young lady whose chin / Resembled the point of a pin / So she had it made sharp / And purchased a harp / And played several tunes with her chin. cheers nell. You can use there once was a Girl from Nantucket in several social situations. Princeton Tiger, But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, He said, Oh my love, (B) Da da dum da da dum Good judgment and tacked, Such that Nan and her mate LOL LOL hahahaha these limericks are priceless. sorry it took so long to answer, I seem to be running around like a mad woman these last few days! / He set out one day / In a relative way / And returned on the previous night. Continue with Recommended Cookies. Or you could try some of these funny poems instead. A strange young fellow from Leeds 507 0 obj <>stream There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. And I had never heard a one of these before. John Ryan, Haverill, MA. When the owner saw Pa One Saturday morning at three / A cheesemongers shop in Paree / Collapsed to the ground / With a thunderous sound / Leaving only a pile of de brie. Funny stuff! Lets unpack it for you in this post. Great treat to read them. Madeline Begun Kane aka Mad Kane Trump the Game Plan by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" There once was a huckster named Trump who liked to be kissed on the rump. We are no longer supporting IE (Internet Explorer) as we strive to provide site experiences for browsers that support new web standards and security practices. Interestingly enough, I find the first batch of limericks a lot more entertaining than Lear's may I open my eye now?? He won my heart, If youre looking for more tongue twisters, we have some of the hardest ones in the English language. if you are not a conventional poet then maybe you write limericks instead! Female versionThere once was a girl from Nantucket. And the other was big and won prizes. The limerick where the line is from was first written for the Princeton Tiger in 1902. 10 Fucking Limericks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it. Heres one from me hope you find it funny.. Once was a dog with hind leg missing, And the cash that it held caused a row, Send us your limericks viahey@metro.co.uk or Tweet us on Twitter @MetroUK and well dd them in. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". Which itself is based on a poem about a man with a strange choice of wallet. View history. That the street door was partially closed. Nell Rose (author) from England on August 19, 2010: Hi, pmc, lol glad you like them, I did have a few more, but they were, well a bit more rude! There was a young fellow from Belfast / That I wanted so badly to tell fast / Not to climb up the stair / As the top step was air / And thats why the young fellow fell fast. these are funny! John: i thought it was hilarious, i had a bro-n-law whom we loved his cooking but there were times we would take a bite of his chili and drink almost a glass of soda and the next day well we had no visitors, Kevin: More anal every day 4 year olds tell better jokes. There was an old girl of Genoa / And I blush when I think that Iowa; / Shes gone to her rest, / Its all for the best, / Otherwise I would borrow Samoa. There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air A strange young fellow from Leeds Rashly. Thank you for a beautiful and funny hub! There once was a man from Nantucket,Whose dick was so long he could suck it.He said with a grin,As he wiped off his chin,"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.". Oh wait a minute; I just remembered that I don't frequent pubs. "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates often ribald rhymes and puns. There once was a man from Bel Air To claim it by law you take care. loved the first one best! Click to expand. Inside this room Lori Colbo from United States on September 21, 2011: Nell Rose (author) from England on September 09, 2011: Hi, Dustin, appreciate it! Who hiked up her nightie As he wiped off his chin, if my mouth was a cunt I could fuck it. Which is situated in the southern part of the country. thanks so much for reading, cheers nell. The man and the girl with the bucket; 0 coins. But a fall on his cutlass Nell Rose (author) from England on May 02, 2011: Hi, vietnamvet, thanks so much, glad you liked them, cheers nell. Twitter users have trolled Republican Texas Senator Ted Cruz after he referenced a dirty limerick poem in relation to the upcoming travels of Democratic President Joe Biden. There was a man from Bangore, The limerick is a humorous five-line poem with two rhymes: one shared by the first, second, and fifth lines, and the other shared by the shorter third and fourth lines. You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across. I love limericks I think they are the best sort of poems out there! There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 19, 2010: Hi, Sligo, thanks for reading it, I thought you might appreciate this one! The rocket went bang Kevin Foley , Vienna, Austria, A birdwatching Brit. Today is all about word play and rhymesto celebrate the birthday of English artist and writer Edward Lear. Princeton Tiger But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; And he said to the man, He was welcome to Nan, But as for the bucket, Pawtucket. So he doubled his stroke Tami Martinex, Playa Del Rey, CA, The theft had the whole Island reeling, Premium Powerups Explore Gaming. Our hunt for funny limericks took us all the way to paradise and back! Linda Bilyeu from Orlando, FL on August 24, 2012: Nell Rose (author) from England on June 09, 2012: Hi tony, glad you liked it! Suelynn from Manitoba, Canada on May 11, 2012: Hi Nell, LOVE this hub! She ate the green cheese He had room for his ass and a gallon of gas but his balls fell out and he lost em! A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. And sparks fly out of his ass! Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window). If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Exchange, Of this story we hear from Nantucket, and you can stop blushing now! In stormy weather, Joshua Zubricki, Gloucester, MA, Nan took the cash to Nantasket I think the editors are more prudish than they used to be. These are Guaranteed to Make You Smile. There was once a young girl who said: Why / Cant I look in my ear with my eye? 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There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. Nell Rose (author) from England on November 24, 2010: Hi, saleheen, I am so glad you found it amusing, it is good when you can have a laugh, especially if you are feeling down, thanks so much nell. There once was a man from kanass, Who's nuts were made out of brass. I of course, know that you will be very sensible and just add sweet little poems! Has rendered him nutless, As they fled from the state, haha! At the local museum " There once was a man from Nantucket " is the first line in many limericks. Manage Settings Doggy-style was not his game "There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates often ribald rhymes and puns. But that leaves a question now, dont it? . ha ha. And as for the bucket Nan took it! They are tough to write and I never can! And offer to settle; And when she got there, "There once was a man from Nantucket," Cruz tweeted, linking to a story about Biden's plan to spend Thanksgiving on Nantucket, a tiny island off the coast of Massachusetts. I love this.. made me laugh I really enjoyed. Nan showed some class The New York Exchange went one step further with the third rhyme, and the Pawtucket Times took over from there. You certainly know how to put the words together to make witty tales! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There once was a man from Racine who'd invented a fucking machine. Demas W Jasper from Today's America and The World Beyond on October 22, 2015: (Others elsewhere.) yes Larry is quite the poet don't you think? I am glad you liked it! His nuts were made out of brass, There was an Old Man of Nantucket. There once was a girl named Irene / Who lived on distilled kerosene / But she started absorbing / A new hydrocarbon / And since then has never benzene. By doing his part, ** There once was a man from Nantucket, Who's dick was so long he could suck it, He ran down the street, Dragging his meat, He carried his balls a in bucket There you go Who saw Brandon and told him to _____." Who went for a ride in a rocket The cash and the bucket, Pawtucket. There once was a man From Nantucket who was not In a limerick. 'There once was a girl from Nantucket' is the first line from a limerick about a girl who couldn't pay her fare, so she provided a sexual favour instead. And she was getting old, When Nan and her man went a stealing, Hilarious Gavin & Stacey Quotes And Funny Catchphrases! If you will just roll over, This is my first time to hear about limericks. Though the paper was thin, thanks Audrey! There once was a man from Bel Air Who was doing his wife on the stair But the banister broke So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air. I need a front door for my hall, / If I put my mind to it / Im sure I can do it. Sure, Nan and her man left and tucket By carrying her stash It is often used for rhyming as the name fits a number of words. But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; Sports. I am rather fond of these bawdy little ditties( careful!) He utterly lacked, It must have taken pluck, to have a cold fuck; But think of the money he saved! Ill get my dog Rover, I have no abilities like this, but I am so happy to read your work. Shyron E Shenko from Texas on March 11, 2017: LOL, these are so funny Nell. how did you know? Was known as a silly young ninny, Nell Rose (author) from England on December 22, 2010: Hi, Docmo, ha ha glad you liked it, and thanks nell. I penned this short verse, and with luck it About the mysterious loss of a bucket, Great hub. See answer (1) Copy. There once was a lady from Venus Who's body was shaped like a penis When First Contact was made The crew were dismayed When she told them her species and genus Whoa, did you just write that now? As well as the man There once was a man from Nantucket Who kept all his cash in a bucket He has a daughter named Nan Who ran away with a man And as for the bucket, Nan tuck it romulusnr 7 yr. ago I DVed but then found out that you might be right. Your email address will not be published. 0 Alan Reber, Arizona, She returned with no more than a ducat Rating: 3 /5 (3 Votes) or Email Friend so I am glad you liked them and I hope your brother in law does too, thanks for stopping by, cheers nell. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. And now there's little Franky. We have more brie-lliant cheese puns where this came from! This is funny and amusing, I enjoyed your work very much. / Though it may have an eye, / Theres no E dont ask why! And finished her off in mid-air. full of cash on Nantucket? When she ran out of these [5] [6] Among the best-known are: But he followed the pair to Pawtucket, The man and the girl with the bucket; Only the best funny Nantucket jokes and best Nantucket websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. %PDF-1.5 % Lear, who was born in1812, was all about a bit of funand wrotehis Book of Nonsense of 72 limericks in 1846 with exactly that in mind. Thank You. The Arena Media Brands, LLC and respective content providers to this website may receive compensation for some links to products and services on this website. Who kept all of his cash in a bucket, Advised the two people to chuck it Dirty Jokes, Tasteless, Jokes, Ethnic Jokes . Thanks to those who have contributed theirs, more are always welcome a they are very good. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. And decided to toss the bucket, The book was a huge success, not only makingthe authorpopular, but also boosting the limerick into popular culture across the world. There once was a man from Nantucket, In a handwoven Nantucket Basket. sligobay from east of the equator on September 19, 2010: Hi Nell- What a wonderful diversion for an old rugger like me. To check on a bird A magazine writer named Bing / Could make copy from most anything; / But the copy he wrote / of a ten-dollar note / Was so good he now lives in Sing Sing. Jokes are a story or narrative based on fiction or fact that are a short If its money you need, I dont lack it. There was no need for your man to jack it. However, they have a reputation for rhyming bad language and have a reputation for being uncouth, as its the case with our limerick for there once was a girl from Nantucket.. Go to Jokes r/Jokes . Youll use the phrase in public, typically in an X-rated format, to tell someone that you dont care about what they are saying or a task you are doing. A wonderful bird is the pelican / His bill holds more than his belican / He can take in his beak / Enough food for a week / But Im damned if I see how the helican. I love a good limerick and in particular those of Lear which I think were very clever. Following reports that Biden will celebrate the holiday with family on the Massachusetts island Nantucket, Cruz tweeted this reference to the "there once was a man from Nantucket" limerick that in some versions is a bit, er . An amoeba named Max and his brother / Were sharing a drink with each other; / In the midst of their quaffing, / They split themselves laughing, / And each of them now is a mother. On Nantucket, the island I live, "There once was a man from Nantucket ," the. But his daughter, named Nan, Ran away with a man . Funny limericks have been embraced by many countries around the world, but they have a special place in Irish culture. He said with a grin Copyright @ 2015 Yesterday's Island, Inc.. All Rights Reserved. This got her pants wet, Which made her upset, And when it was cold she would freeze. and you did cover up those words! Ahem. Maybe a bar-room poet. haha! Cheers. It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass. In my limerick hubs I always had some problem getting them past the HP censors and had to change a few. Once youre done chuckling at these funny limericks, check out these anti-jokes you cant help but laugh at anyway. brilliant! Another mocked, "Tucker is already talking to the guy about a documentary." Another broke into poetry, tweeting, "There once was a man from nantucket. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket. There was a young man from Brighton So her fingers slipped in, An oyster from Kalamazoo / Confessed he was feeling quite blue. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was a young man from Belgrave, Who found a dead whore in a cave. As a result, using the explicit and misogynistic versions of the limerick on social platforms could land you in a lot of trouble with the woke mob. glad it made you laugh, thanks! Thanks so much for the yucks!!! Some old skool bad jokes and limericks from when I was a kid. If youd like a nice pearl There are dozens of examples of rhyming the last word in the limerick. So she pulled up her dress and said f*uck it! There once was a lady named Ferris / Whom nothing could ever embarrass. Yep, its awhole bunch of limericks thatll have you clicking to shrink your browser. lol! Id say you can bet your Assonet! Another great hub, my dear! Male versionThere once was a man from Nantucket. The dirty, old man from Nantucket. I could give you some cash Chicago Tribune, Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset, He sent Nan home, with a plan, to Nantucket. "There once was a girl from Nantucket" is the first line of a limerick about a girl who did not have her fare. This town is one of the settings from the famous book Moby Dick, and in the 19th century, it was the whaling capital of the world. thanks for coming back, nell. I told you it's my job to suck it! raisingme from Fraser Valley, British Columbia on August 22, 2010: What fun, I haven't read or written a limerick in years. You'll use the phrase in public, typically in an X-rated format, to tell someone that you don't care about what they are saying or a task you are doing. I wrote one recently that has gone missing, and I wish I could find it. A crafty young bard named McMahon / Whose poetry never would scan / Once said, with a pause, / Its probably because / Im always trying to cram as many additional syllables into the last line as I possibly can.. Nell Rose (author) from England on October 13, 2010: Hi, kathryn, glad you enjoyed them, and thanks nell. glad you liked them, cheers nell. And as for the bucket, Nantucket. lol! Check out my 4 minute demo: Editor's Note: Be sure to check out my blog at michaelbissell.com/blog These are great and very saucy. There once was a girl from Nantucket, who once said to his whore, Some of these funny limericks might need a second read! There was a young fellow named Bob. Nell Rose (author) from England on September 02, 2010: Hi, Micky, ha ha I am glad you liked it, I was going to be ruder but thought I had better not! out on Sankaty sand and see Mhatter99 too. Its clean version is about a man who keeps his change in a bucket. Ran away with a man, It was winter, alas. Larry Fields from Northern California on April 28, 2012: Voted up, funny, and shared. were 2 doors, and 2 caged talking - tigers. Where he still held the cash as an asset, John Hansen from Australia (Gondwana Land) on December 09, 2015: Hi Nell, I know I am five years late, but i just came across this hub and I love limericks.
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