[feels intestinal distress] "Ooh...time for Number 2..." [hurries to the bathroom]Lana: "DAD, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED BIG BERTHA AGAIN!!!". "Lisa: "I might point out that you are well past the recommended age that this behavior is deemed acceptable. We're running out of time and we've got nothing! (Lincoln enters the bathroom, then suddenly, water from the toilet gushes out.) Une fois l'effet de surprise passé, vous constatez impuissant à un détournement manifeste de votre travail (et de votre investissement) par des personnes sans scrupules. "Luna: "It's mine! I've got nothing else to do. I'm gonna find out who the real clogger is...Ace Savvy style!" You jammed the john! "Lucy: "What about Lori? ]Lincoln: "Sorry, Lucy, but you have to tell everybody. "[Flashback #3: Lincoln is pouring a bunch of CD's into the toilet]Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] "Has anyone seen my CD's? That is not mine! "Lisa: "Certainly not me! If I go number 2, we won't be number 1! ]Luan: "Give it back! Until then, your big brother's got your back. "Lincoln: "Of course! "[end flashbacks]Lincoln: "All true. [Lincoln is all dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes: Ace Savvy. "Lincoln: "I didn't want to tell you because I knew you'd make fun of me. It seems to be missing. "Lincoln: "You're the Princess Pony lover! Okay! After the Events: Sleuth or Consequences *It shows 8-year-old Lucy Loud in her room, on her bed, looking depressed. "[They cross of Lana and move onto Lola]Lola: "I would never get up in the middle of the night. "Lola: [unfazed from Lucy's outburst] "You're cleaning that up. [hands it over to him to reveal it's a horror comic book she made] "It's no signed Ace Savvy comic, but I hope you like it. I like your instincts, kid. But only for the rest of your life!" I'll meet you at 4:00 when it's time to..." [bursts out of room] "...deal out some justice!" "Lincoln: "Of course! Toilets don't just clog themselves! "Lucy: "What about Lily? A man of few words, and fewer emotions. [Lincoln is dressed up in a costume next to a poster of one of his favorite superheroes: Ace Savvy]Lincoln: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. "[everyone complains even more]Lana: [entering the bathroom with her father and Big Bertha] "Big Bertha coming through! It takes too much time away from my studies. "Clyde: [dressed in his costume] "This is One-Eyed Jack. It disrupts my beauty sleep. ]Lori: "Gross! With his trip to the convention in jeopardy, Lincoln decides that he has to find the culprit and … ]Leni: "Ooh! And he wears his underwear on the outside! "[Flashback #2: Lincoln is holding an embarrassing sweater his mother made him. "Lucy: "But they'll tease me even worse than they tease you! [flushes it down the toilet only for another clog to occur. ", [Lucy and Lynn's room]Lincoln: [kicks the door open] "IT WAS YOU! [stoically again] "And now to call my trusty sidekick." How convenient! "Lucy: "I don't care about being grounded. "Lincoln: "Oh yeah? "Lincoln: "I'm about to miss the convention! If you don't tell the truth...YOUR HEART WILL NEVER BE SET FREE! "Lynn: "If you wanna know who plugged the porcelain, why don't you ask Lisa? [suspicious] "Wait. Let's go see this joker!" [just then, her gloomy macabre poster peels off and reveals a Princess Pony poster from behind] "Dang it..."Lincoln: "You've been lying to me this whole time! She's always dumping her dirty diapers in the toilet. Let's go see this joker!" ", [Lincoln is shuffling a deck of cards and places various cards he put drawings of his sisters on onto his desk. I haven't used the family lavatory in years! [searches but fails to find any evidence. Okay! Watch your favorite siblings AND Big Bertha travel from sketch to screen in this Loud House animatic/ final animation side by side! "Lucy: "Missing? "Lana: "You guys do remember that was just down the toilet, right? Starring my very own oc: Laney Loud. I made you something. Where have I heard that before?" "[the sisters laugh]Lynn: "Which one of you lame-o's does that belong to? ]Lola: [bursts in] "I'm telling Dad! Lincoln! The cast work at a local newspaper as journalists. "Lisa: [looks for the requested file] "1 to 4 AM...Hmm. I'm gonna find out who the real clogger is...Ace Savvy style!" "Lincoln: "UGH! [takes over][the paper falls daintily as Clyde makes his way to the Loud House]Clyde: [singing] "One-Eyed Jack. it Was Said's On Karla Script That He Should Not Bring You Into That Episode. "Lincoln: [convinced] "I think she's telling the truth. Except for today." "Clyde: "Sorry I'm late, Ace. [scares Lincoln] "I might have a tip for you. ]Lincoln: "Mom can't make me wear you if she can't find you." "Lincoln: "I'll be done when I'm-" [notices something on the floor] "That's an odd shadow." I would have been here sooner, but I was thwarted by this dastardly piece of paper that flew from your bathroom window. You wanna team up? History Talk (0) Comments Share. ]Lynn: "Hey! A man of few words, and fewer emotions. [pulls out his deck and drops it again.] "[They cross off Lola and move onto their final suspect, Luna]Luna: "I was at a rock concert, dudes. Be quick, or else the murderer may decide to get rid of you first! They still think I did it! I prefer to use Lily's training potty. IT WAS LINCOLN WHO CLOGGED THE TOILET! I've been trying to dam up the dumper for years. "Lana: "WE'VE GOT SOMETHING!" ]Lincoln: "But, Dad, I can't be grounded! "Lincoln: "Of course! If I go number 2, we won't be number 1! With 10 opinionated sisters, you gotta have a thick skin." Lisa's missing bathroom files! (Lincoln is in his room reading a comic. Pinter was born and raised in Hackney, east London, and educated at Hackney Downs School. "Lincoln: "Oh yeah? Why? [tosses paper out the window] "Move over, rookie! Except for today." ]Lincoln: "One of you is the perp... but which one? [flushes the toilet only for it to back up]Lola: [bursts in] "I'm telling Dad! After Lincoln gets a pink hand-me-down bike from Lori, he borrows Lynn's cool BMX bikewithout telling her. CONFESS! Lori: Gross! Then explain this!" 7. "Lori: "Yeah! "Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] "LINCOLN! This is a class 5 clog. I would have been here sooner, but I was thwarted by this dastardly piece of paper that flew from your bathroom window. You solved the case, One-Eyed Jack! "[they laugh some more]Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Harsh, right? I can handle the teasing. [looks up to the ceiling lamp and finds a clue.] Obviously! I prefer to use Lily's training potty. What's with the light? Sleuth or Consequences. Where have I heard that before?" "[Clyde does some victory poses and Lincoln closes the door on him to confront Lucy. But this time, it wasn't me. (goes to do so) Lincoln: What makes you think I did it? ]Lucy: "Okay, that proves it. "[Lola brings Lynn Sr. up and is holding a plunger. [pulls an eyepatch over his glasses and lets go, causing the impact to smack the lens of his glasses] "Ow! "[the other sisters cheer and celebrate their freedom]Lucy: "Why did you do that? Lisa's weird poop study! [tosses paper out the window] "Move over, rookie! You're gonna need Big Bertha! "[Lincoln goes to interrogate Lori; just then, a stretch and snap sound effect is heard; Lincoln returns revealing that Lori gave him an atomic wedgie to prove her innocence]Lincoln: "Lori did not do it! The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? With 10 opinionated sisters, you gotta have a thick skin." The trusty Dr Watson narrates the stories of his adventures with the sleuth of Baker Street. Thanks to you, the city can flush without fear! I've got nothing else to do. I was asleep the whole time and I can prove it! Now if you'll excuse me, I have some guyliner to apply. "Aha! Jill Turner and Ray Bradshaw don't get along. watch 01:20. "Lucy: [readjusts macabre poster] "I couldn't let our sisters know I read Princess Pony. "Lincoln: [holding back an enraged Lucy] "Whoa! ", [Lisa and Lily's room]Lincoln: "I need the file from last night from 1 to 4 AM. We've only got 2 more hours until the convention and 5 more suspects to go. "Lincoln: "So, how'd it end up in the toilet? ", [The doorbell rings and Lincoln answers the door. S1:E 8 Hand-Me-Downer; Sleuth or Consequences TV-Y7 | May 17, 2016 | 23m After Lincoln gets a pink hand-me-down bike from Lori, he borrows Lynn's cool BMX bike without telling her; when someone clogs the toilet, Lincoln investigates to find the culprit. "[They cross of Lana and move onto Lola. Lisa's missing bathroom files! ]Lincoln: "We know you did it, Lola! [laughs during rimshot][cut to a few flashbacks of Lincoln clogging the toilet; Flashback #1: Lincoln is scraping his gross dinner into the toilet. ", [The bathroom; Lana, Lynn Sr., and Big Bertha are searching for the bowl's barricade]Lynn Sr.: "Oh! I like your instincts, kid. She's sweating more than a vampire in the sun! The following is a transcript for the episode "Pulp Friction". "Lola: [unfazed from Lucy's outburst] "You're cleaning that up. A break in the case!" And this is Not Part of His Scrip And He Had No Right to have You Do it Lincoln. "Lincoln: [convinced] "I think she's telling the truth. "Luna: "It's mine! A bulldozer!" ]TV Luna: "MICK! And when I heard someone coming, I panicked. [just then, her gloomy macabre poster peels off and reveals a Princess Pony poster from behind.] Clearly, you did it! ]Lincoln: "So long, liverwurst loaf!" "Lynn Sr.: [off-screen] "LINCOLN! "Lynn: "I think those tights are cutting off oxygen to your brain. It was not me! It seems to be missing. "Dang it. [holds up the wrong card]Lucy: "That's the 2 of Diamonds. "[Their next suspect is Luan]Luan: "It wasn't me! "[The other sisters cheer and celebrate their freedom. You clogged the toilet again? LINCOLN: Sure! "Lincoln: "No, Dad! Lucy - Sleuth or Consequences. "Lincoln: "Roger that. Pun intended. But this time, it wasn't me. And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for crime." [as Luna, and Lola look at him smugly].Lincoln: [undeterred] "I'm looking forward to it. ), https://transcripts.fandom.com/wiki/Sleuth_or_Consequences?oldid=23392. [holds up the wrong card]Lucy: "That's the 2 of Diamonds. My life is just an endless mental prison, anyway. "[end flashbacks]Lincoln: "All true. Edit. snmp v3 community string, Set Read and Write community strings. ]Clyde: [singing] "One-Eyed Jack. [pulls out a deck of cards that spill all over the floor.] I film myself sleeping in case I say something funny I can use in my act. Except for today." "Lincoln: "Thank you. A sleuth of bears has been seen in town recently. "Lisa: "Certainly not me! "It's no signed Ace Savvy comic, but I hope you like it. "Luan, Leni, Lynn, Lana, Lola, Lisa, Lori, and Luna: [flabbergasted] "YOU?! (group of bears) (d'ours) groupe nm nom masculin: s'utilise avec les articles "le", "l'" (devant une voyelle ou un h muet), "un". "[flashes back to last night]Lucy: "I was reading it last night. ", [The bathroom; Lana, Lynn Sr., and Big Bertha are searching for the bowl's barricade. "Lincoln: "You're the Princess Pony lover! That sounds fun. She was so quick to point the finger at me, and you know what they say, "She who dodged it, lodged it! ]Lola: "I would never get up in the middle of the night. MY CRIME EYE!" Villains better watch their back." "GAH! The convention's in a few hours and I gotta get my Ace Savvy comic signed! You wanna team up? Lincoln? A man of few words, and fewer emotions. [feels intestinal distress] "Ooh...time for Number 2..." [hurries to the bathroom]Lana: "DAD, I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED BIG BERTHA AGAIN!!!". Just putting the finishing touches on my costume. "[Enter Lucy, ready to confess]Lucy: "Excuse me...I have something to say..." [gets their attention and reveals the book.] I see your break from the darkness is over. But only for the rest of your life!" I may be girly and pink, but I do have standards! "Big Bertha coming through! Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. "Leni: [terrified at Lisa's exaggeration] "Can that really happen? Script. "Lincoln: [awkward beat] "Riiiiiiiight...", [in the kitchen, Lynn is indeed eating a meatball sub; suddenly, Lucy shines a flashlight in her face]Lynn: "Hey! "[Lola brings Lynn Sr. up and is holding a plunger]Lynn Sr.: "Well, there goes my Saturday. She keeps a log of all our bathroom habits. I swear! For real! ]Lola: [bursts in] "I'm telling Dad! "Lincoln: [looks at paper and sees something familiar] "This looks like a page from Princess Pony. "[They cross off Lola and move onto their final suspect, Luna. ", [Lincoln is shuffling a deck of cards and places various cards he put drawings of his sisters on onto his desk]Lincoln: "One of you is the perp... but which one? "Lincoln: "Really?" STOP KICKING DOWN THE DOORS! "Lola: "You aren't going out in public like that, are you? ].Lincoln: [undeterred] "I'm looking forward to it. The elderly sleuth left cash out in room as bait and then waited in a toilet. "Lincoln: "Well, it looks like your story's clean...but your training potty's not. [suddenly realizes those are the exact same words that Lucy told Lola and finds out who the culprit truly is.] & Heavy Meddle. "Lucy: "Lynn has eaten spicy meatball subs for ten days straight. ADMIT IT! "Lynn Sr.: "Until I know who did the crime, you're all doing the time! "Lincoln: "GAH! "Lucy: "What about Lori? The convention's in a few hours and I gotta get my Ace Savvy comic signed! "Lincoln: "That's disgusting, but also a lead! "Lucy: "Even I need a break from the darkness every now and then. "[everyone complains even more]Lana: [entering the bathroom with her father and Big Bertha.] "Lucy: "Sure. From Tahar Rahim and Jenna Coleman in The Serpent to Losing Alice and The White Tiger, the best on demand TV to watch this week. [gets his glasses struck by the paper Lana discarded.] Honestly, do these men need an introduction? Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go tell-"Lola: [doing it for him] "DAD! [breaks out walkie talkie] "One-Eyed Jack, this is Ace Savvy. A murder has taken place at Bastard Estate and you must interrogate the resident houseguests to find the murderer. ", [Later that night in Lincoln's room]Lincoln: [perfects the card trick] "I did it! "Lucy: "I don't care about being grounded. ]Lincoln: [stoically to the viewers] "I'm Ace Savvy, the world's savviest crime fighter. Why? And he wears his underwear on the outside! "[his sisters all glare at him. Flashback to events of "Sleuth or Consequences". WAIT! I'm quite comfortable with who I am. ]Lynn: "Get a load of this! And when it's ready, I'll be keeping one eye out for crime." Either you tell them, or I will! You know what that does to your digestive system? Easy there, spooky! "Lincoln: "Aha!" The following is a transcript for the episode "Sleuth or Consequences". ]Luan: "It wasn't me! The following is a transcript for the episode "Sleuth or Consequences". A man of few words, and fewer emotions. The sleuth bridges a number of formats and styles while always emphasising ingenuity, deduction and a dilettante's approach to crime-solving. Why do you wanna help? ]Clyde: "Ace? It's gotta be something bigger than that!" "Lucy: "Prove it..."[Luna turns on the TV to a news report of last night's concert where she is shown chasing Mick Swagger on stage]TV Luna: "MICK! ]Luan: [sleep-joking] "What do you call a sleeping bull? But you know what? "Lynn Sr.: "LINCOLN, YOU'RE GROUNDED! "Luan: "Whoever that belongs to is gonna be the laughing stock of this house! 2004 cbr1000rr performance upgrades, Full listing of drag racing and horsepower increasing performance parts for Honda CBR1000RR The cookie settings on this website are set to 'allow all cookies' to give you the very best experience. WE'RE NUMBER 1!" [crashes into the van and gets catapulted into the tree in the front yard], Lincoln: "Better put a pot of cocoa on. "[Through her panicking, Lucy tossed the book into the toilet and hid in the bathtub when a groggy Lincoln came by to use the toilet and flushed it; as soon as he left, it gave Lucy the chance to escape and save her secret; end flashback]Lincoln: "Sorry, Lucy, but you have to tell everybody. "Lincoln: "That lying scoundrel!