A regular guy with an eye patch. Squidward: Well, you can't play music with a piece of paper! [has the paper act as a parachute and floats down to the ground. Season №: (plays the song off-key again). SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you're playing it like this... [plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out] ...when ordinarily it goes like this... [plays the song on-key at B♭ Major] I'm partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. SpongeBob: Yeah, see, you’re playing it like this... (plays his piece of paper as the clarinet with the note symbols coming out) ...when ordinarily it goes like this... (plays the song on-key) I’m partial to doing it in the key of A-minor myself. Then, SpongeBob gives a 6-hour speech about accepting the hall monitor duty. Turns his lower body around] Guess what I am. Squidward paints, but he paints himself with the piece of paper over his nose. It's Valentine's Day and SpongeBob has made an extra special Valentine for his best friend in the world, Patrick Starfish. SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. [Squidward closes the door] Okay, Squidward, that's a promise I'll just have to keep. (jumps off his pineapple with his clothes on) Bringing relief to the hungry troops! Ahoy, mateys! And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don’t give that paper back to me… ever! SpongeBob: Garbage?! [throws it on the ground] A guy stomping on the piece of paper [stomps on the paper then picks it up] I'm a guy who traded everything he owns for a... Throws the gum wrapper away in front of SpongeBob's house. Squidward runs off] But the dialogue-free episode … SpongeBob: Nope. The Paper: SpongeBob makes a great toy out of Valentine's Day: SpongeBob plans a wonderful Valentine's Day surprise for Patrick, but things don't work out as he'd hoped when the delivery for it is very late. Toro, toro! [puts the shirt on] I can break a promise for this. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg, and plead, and cry, don't give that paper back to me...ever! (puts the paper on his nose) Look at me! SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I'm also... [deep voice] Super Sponge, soaking up crime. Yay! SpongeBob: Wow, pocket lint! (takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. The Paper is a season 1 episode. List of episode transcripts (folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day). Yay! A spectacular afternoon of underwater fun. Squidward screams] ‎Dive in to classic episodes like Karate Choppers, Hooky, and Wormy! (phone rings. [he waves the paper in front of Gary] Toro, toro, Gary! However, SpongeBob refuses to give it back, as he promised not to. [walks back to get more] I've always loved that shirt. [plays the song off-key again. Squidward: Yes! [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I am not a pirate. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, cause this is all I’ll need? SpongeBob: Hey, listen... [Squidward brings his house over] Squidward tries to play his clarinet but Squidward gets annoyed by SpongeBob's laughter so he peeks out the window) What in the world are you giggling about? Hall Monitor is the 14th episode of the Nickelodeon TV series SpongeBob SquarePants.The episode begins with SpongeBob and his classmates in boating school. Valentine's Day/The Paper. (twists his lower part of his body around and puts the piece of paper in it so it hangs out. Squidward, do you want your other stuff, ‘cause this is all I'll need? Squidward: [spits out gum] Well, time to go. SpongeBob: Well, yes, Gary, I am a sponge with paper stuck in his pants, but I’m also... (deep voice) Super Sponge: soaking up crime. That's right, that's right, here we go now. (keeps walking back and forth with more stuff), SpongeBob: Hey, listen.... (Squidward brings his house over), Squidward: Everything must go! Squidward: Oh, boy. SpongeBob: I'm sorry, Squidward, it's just... [giggles] ...it's just that I'm thinking of all the fun I'm going to have with this piece of paper! Take my shirt! We see Squidward watching from a safe distance] Landing just in time for the bullfight! SpongeBob SquarePants - Transcript - Season 1, http://en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Episode_Transcript:_The_Paper&oldid=140627. You’re just testing me. [takes shirt off] Take it! Next He is now naked with a paper for a loincloth] SpongeBob JunglePants! It’s yours forever and ever! I’m not a jungle boy. Then shoots the rubber duck and flies back out the window. A-ha! SpongeBob appears from under the table where the phone is. [folds the paper a few times to make it look like a flip-book to what Squidward said earlier in the day] Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: [applauding] Hooray! Squidward: Listen, you! [hangs up and sighs. I’m flying! S1 E1. [shows the pocket lint and rubberband in Squidward's hand] You drive a hard bargain, Squidward. I didn't play any wrong notes. More The Paper (S01E33) is the thirty-third episode of season one of "SpongeBob SquarePants" released on Mon Feb 14, 2000. In this episode, SpongeBob plays with a gum wrapper, and Squidward wants it. [SpongeBob looks to see what he has] The rubber duck sinks under the water. Little Squidward: I don’t know, but have you looked in the mirror lately? Paper: What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean? (Patrick grabs the paper) Hey, thanks, it’s just what I needed, Squidward. After being trampled by his classmates when the dismissal bell rings, SpongeBob thinks … Episode №: [SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a snowflake] Snowflake, yay! (laughs) At last, what should we try first, Mr Paper? Music sheet disappears after finishing the song.] SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, is this still part of the test? SpongeBob: You dropped this little piece of paper. Squidward screams). Squidward: Trade... [walks back] [plays 'Mary Had a Little Lamb' off-key. [a bunch of people come up and laugh with SpongeBob then leave. The Paper. Take it, please. (runs around SpongeBob) I got it, you’re a sucker. SpongeBob: Ugh. https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/The_Paper/transcript?oldid=3421506. [SpongeBob is looking at himself in the mirror with Squidward's shirt on him while Gary is playing his clarinet] Wait, more impressions. SpongeBob: Last chance to change your mind, Squidward. Then he comes out with his clarinet] Because it’s...it’s really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. This is more fun than anything. I’m a guy with a piece of paper...on his...nose. Now let go of it. For the final time, I don’t want that paper. Okay, okay, uhh, helicopter! [opens up a magazine and starts reading it] Now, reading 'Boring Science Digest,' that's fun. [looks around for something to trade] Yeah-yeah, something, something... [reaches in his pocket and takes out something] A-ha, wait up, SpongeBob! A treasure trove of... Squidward: ...garbage. Okay, okay, I'll trade! [keeps walking back and forth with more stuff] All those wrong notes you played made it sound more original. Oh yeah, I’m flying! SpongeBob: The rubber band? [runs around SpongeBob] I got it, you're a sucker. [bends up and down trying to fly] I'm flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying, flying... [sighs] ...flying. Squidward: [Takes the piece of paper off his tongue and dries off it.] See, here’s my cape. A-ha! Squidward: Do a big yellow idiot with a stupid piece of paper. And Patrick is about to lose it when Patrick finds out Spongebob gave out Valentines to all of these people that he barely knew. I didn’t play any wrong notes. Squidward: Ok, ok, uhh, helicopter! (takes his short off) Take it! Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. "SpongeBob SquarePants" Valentine's Day/The Paper (TV Episode 2000) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. SpongeBob: (applauding) Hooray! Gary: Meow. [puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob] I got it! Wait! Squidward is filled with envy and anger toward SpongeBob who manages to have the time of his life with the scrap of paper. Squidward: Take it, SpongeBob. SpongeBob: [bouncing the piece of paper off his nose like it was a paddleball] Isn't this great? Squidward: Okay, SpongeBob, top this one. Forget About Waiting For Inspiration SpongeBob episode writing episode went on to show him trying to get into the appropriate mood for homework. (pust the piece of paper where a mustache would be) Look at me, I’m a guy with a moustache. A music sheet appears as he plays. Later, Squidward is bathing) See, I can have fun taking a bath. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode " The Paper " from Season 1, which aired on February 14, 2000. (he waves the paper in front of Gary) Toro, toro, Gary! (laughs) SpongeBob, honestly, and his dumb paper. SpongeBob: I can't! Dive into the first season of SpongeBob SquarePants, filled with waterlogged hilarity and nautical nonsense! Squidward: You can have all that junk, 'cause now I've got this! SpongeBob Junglepants summon animal friends. "Arrgh!" (walks inside his house). Gary, watch this! (Squidward walks back and picks up his clarinet), Squidward: How can anyone have fun with just a piece of paper? Puff declares that the new hall monitor of the day is SpongeBob. [flies away while Squidward drives his shell-cart through the side of his house. Wed, Mar 15, 2000 30 mins. (he roars like a lion, makes bird calls, makes a raspberry, makes horn noises, dolphin noises and seal noises). Because it's...(cries) it's really getting harder and harder to keep my promise. (puts his hand over his mouth) What am I saying?! Squidward: What did you... (SpongeBob laughs). (SpongeBob looks to see what he has). Blows it in and out of his holes] How did he do that? (plays the song in high notes. SpongeBob: (begins to reach for it) Ok... (stops) Oh, I get it. Patrick: [walks up to Squidward chewing gum] ...a worthless piece of paper. (Squidward dries off the piece of paper). Squidward: [grabs the paper but SpongeBob holds onto it] Give me my paper back! Haha and you can’t have it. I’m flying! This page was last modified on 19 April 2011, at 19:15. [Patrick grabs the paper] Hey, thanks, it's just what I needed, Squidward. D&D Beyond [does Tarzan impression] Encyclopedia SpongeBobia is a FANDOM TV Community. Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob swings on a vine and lands on his pineapple house] Picks it up] Hello? (laughs). (puts the paper over one eye) Arrgh, I’m a pirate. [takes out a ventriloquist doll that looks exactly like him] Hey, Lil' Squidward, what's gray and ugly and has six arms? (SpongeBob still holding on to it) Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go... (jumps up and down), Squidward: What do you mean you can’t? Haha and you can't have it. And promise me, no matter how much I may beg and plead and cry, don't give that paper back to me… ever! We apologize for any inconvenience.You are not logged in. Squidward: Super-moron's more like it. "The Paper" is an episode (16b) in Season 1 of SpongeBob SquarePants. SpongeBob uses his imagination to have fun and do amazing things with the paper, and Squidward becomes jealous and attempts to take it back. [Squidward plays his clarinet, but has to stop due to SpongeBob's laughter continuing] Ohh...what can he possibly be doing with that paper?! SpongeBob's pineapple moves forward closer to the wrapper and he opens the door), Squidward: (spits out gum) Well, time to go. Squidward: Now what? Squidward: No, I don't wanna see it again! Squidward: What do you mean you can't? A treasure trove of... SpongeBob: I just figured you probably want it back. A regular guy with an eye patch. Little black musical note symbols also fall off as he plays] Later, Squidward is bathing] See, I can have fun taking a bath. Gary, watch this! Squidward: GEEEEEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUT!!! But, Squidward, in the right hands, this paper is a gold mine of entertainment. (SpongeBob does it again and comes out as a doll) Paper doll, yay! Squidward: Yes, by all means, take it. Patrick feels snubbed when SpongeBob's Valentine's Day gift doesn't arrive as planned./SpongeBob turns Squidward's old gum wrapper into a magical toy. Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. That was great, Squidward. [laughs] Mitosis. He calls that fun? The second ever SpongeBob episode is a brief two minutes and 50 seconds long, and probably forgettable for most casual viewers. [puts the paper over one eye] Arrgh, I'm a pirate. SpongeBob: La, la, la, la, la. Squidward: [walking up to his clarinet] SpongeBob... [SpongeBob is laughing outside. Ah-haha. Now for some impressions. Hey, SpongeBob, can your stupid paper do this? Then he sucks in the paper through one of his holes. Squidward: [In the flip-book] Take it, SpongeBob. Squidward: [walks out and sits on his lawn chair] Ah, time to relax. (puts the paper on his butt and waves it at SpongeBob) I got it! (chuckles) I’m going to make you an offer. Later, Squidward is painting) Painting fruit, there’s nothing more fun than painting fruit. SpongeBob makes a great toy out of a gum wrapper, much to Squidward's chagrin. [takes out some gum and puts it in his mouth. 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